Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock File Divorce Papers

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock each filed divorce papers Monday seeking to end their marriage of less than four months.

Anderson and Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, each cited "irreconcilable differences" in their divorce filings in Los Angeles County Superior Court, and no it had nothing to do with drinking the milk from the container.

"Yes, it's true," Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site. "Unfortunately impossible."

The relationship between Anderson, 39, and Ritchie, 35, has been a turbulent one since they became engaged in 2002. They broke up the following year, but later reunited and held several wedding ceremonies over the summer, to convince themselves they were married.

They were wed in late July near St. Tropez, France, miles away from were Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married, and again at a courthouse in Beverly Hills on Aug. 3. They also tied the knot in an Aug. 17 ceremony in Nashville, Tenn.

The pair filed separate divorce petitions, about an hour apart, early Monday. Anderson reported their separation date as Nov. 21; Ritchie said it was Nov. 26.

First word of the split was reported by "The Insider" syndicated news magazine.

Anderson's spokeswoman, Tracy Nguyen, confirmed earlier this month that the actress had suffered a miscarriage.

The actress has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, from her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee. Ritchie, a Michigan native who owns a condo in Nashville, has a 13-year-old son, Bob Jr.

Anderson appears in "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." She has been filming "Blonde and Blonder." Ritchie released his latest CD, "Live Trucker," in February.

Kid Rock will go back to hanging out in Strip Clubs and with Porn Stars, and continue having unprotected sex with strangers.

Tom Grows 2 inches Closer to Scientology

Tom is two inches shorter than the bride Katie, it's difficult to see how a couple could carry off the cheek-to-cheek photograph.
but since the newlyweds are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, anything is possible with Scientology.

Maybe she was on her knees or wearing flat pumps. Perhaps he was wearing lifts in his shoes or fake legs. Because somehow, in their official wedding shots, the 5ft 7in actor became a touch taller than his 27-year-old 6ft wife.

However, it was not just the photographs that were other than they seemed.

Yesterday it emerged that the couple had already married in secret in Los Angeles, USA before travelling to Italy for the three-day Scientology wedding, said to have cost 3-5million.

It was criticised for being a stunt to raise awareness of the Scientology religion. The Church of Scientology's influence was explicit throughout the event.

The 45-minute service ended with red and white rose petals ¨C the colours of Scientology ¨C falling from nets held in the hall ceiling. As the flowers fell, the couple enjoyed a rather excruciating three-minute kiss ¨C stopping only after embarrassed guests begged them to get a hotel room.

Guests, who included Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey, Will Smith, Brooke Shields and Victoria Beckham, were then led indoors for a three-course wedding breakfast and all-night dancing. And a hot plate was set aside to FedEx to Oprah to make up for forgetting to invite her after he stomped on her couch.

The next morning the couple flew to the Maldives for their honeymoon.

Madonna Continues To Fire Back

As Madonna goes home empty handed from the MTV Europe Music Awards, she continues her campaign to clear the air surrounding her adoption of baby David.

In yet another sit-down with the media, the pop superstar explained why she thinks she hasn't been able to catch a break when it comes to the public scrutiny surrounding her decision to adopt 13-month-old David Banda from southeast Africa.

"I don't think people really give a s--t," Madonna says in Time magazine's Nov. 13 issue. "But when you throw in things like I'm a celebrity and I somehow got special treatment, or make the implication of kidnapping, it gets mixed into a stew and it sells lots of papers.

"But care? People don't care and the media certainly doesn't care. What they should care about is that there are over a million orphans in Malawi, and following me around is just a gross misappropriation of attention and money.

"It's just kind of a cocktail for disaster in terms of media perception."

Madonna got little media attention during her Confession tour earlier this year while trying to bring attention to the plight of African orphans, adopting a mock-crucifixion pose during her shows finale while a ticker behind her counted to 12 million the number of children on the continent orphaned by AIDS.

Headlines in the news focused instead on her tour of Rome and how people would react to the mock-crucifixion in the holy city. Kinda like going to the White House to talk about children orphaned by AIDS and taking a bomb with you to meet the President.

The Confession tour only created another controversy. Religious groups all over the globe protested the religious imagery, calling it blasphemy and speculating whether Madonna was in the middle of a spiritual crisis.

"Which is better," says Madonna, "that I found out about an issue and instantly wanted to take action, or that it took me years to get my s--t together? Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled. But that's not getting to the root of the problem, and by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine. But it's a start."

"There is a part of me that is secretly enjoying pissing people off, because I know that when you're pissing people off you're often doing the right thing," "What I hope I'm doing better now than I used to do is picking the right battles to fight, and not just being provocative for the sake of being provocative."

Speaking to those who have accused her of using her shiny celebrity scissors to cut through government red tape, Madonna said that she has never worked so hard for something in her life and has never been given such a hard time.

After taking David to a clinic in Malawi so he could be treated for pneumonia, "I just kept thinking, Oh, god, I don't want to get too attached because what if it doesn't happen?" Madonna recalled. "It was all very strange and weird, and I'd go to bed every night and think, Okay, whether someone else ends up looking after him or you end up looking after him, he's better off now than he was - So the idea that people think I got a shortcut or an easy ride is absolutely ridiculous."